Thursday, July 26, 2007

Shelty's Spa Treatment

Is your coat dull, lifeless and full of dead hair you can't shed? If so, this is just the post for you! Shelty has decided to share her "Extra Exfoliating Spa Treatment" with you. Just follow these simple steps to a beautiful, smooth, shiny coat. First, swim in Shaver Lake, fetching sticks is fun, but optional. Second, get out of the water and shake, preferably on someone dry, but again, this is optional. Third, roll over in the sand and scratch your back by kicking your legs and twisting your back. If you feel a facial is necessary, simply nuzzle your nose into the sand before
you roll over and focus on pressing your face into the sand while you scratch your back. This has the added bonus of putting sand in your eyelashes, which is quite attractive. Repeat this process as often as you like, the longer the better. A week of daily treatments is my personal minimum, anything less is simply insufficient to have full results.



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